HOLY CARP!

The man lost his mane! I mean, there's a little left, but most of it's gone! IT used to be longer than the woman's but not anymore...his wiskers are gone too! How on earth is he going to tell if his head can fit through a doorway or hallway or really really really tight space?

It's not only gone, it's changed color! It's all streaky now....

Mabey someone replaced my person with someone else who SMELLS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.

Holy carp! I'm involved in a CONSPIRICY!