Tuesday, September 27, 2005

So the woman and I were having a talk last night. She was wondering if I had fleas. I assured her I didn't. She didn't believe me, so she grabs me and puts me on my back holding my legs while the man stuffed a blanket down my throat! Then she starts pawing over my tummy looking for fleas. I mentioned to them at this point that I don't like being touched there and would you please get this blanket away from me?? Especially since it's a 101 Dalmations blanket! Honestly could you GET any more inslulting???

I guess you could. Because then they flipped me over and tried to search my neck.

I tried to be nice. I tried to talk it out. No more mister nice guy!

So I'm writing this from the basement where They tell me I'll be staying untill the three scratch marks and two bitemarks (one on each arm. I like things symetrical that way) on the woman heal.

They're joking, right?

7 Comments:

Blogger Oreo said...

HAHAAHA Maybe you need to bite them harder Moses. They OBVIOUSLY aren't learning!

8:45 AM  
Blogger Mia and Ghost said...

Poor Moses... you can come stay with us if they don't let you out of the basement.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Moses,
Tell them its not flea season. Be sure to cry pitifully at the basement door, maybe they'll let you out early.

6:54 PM  
Blogger Fiona Bun said...

She picked you up??? The Horror!

7:31 PM  
Anonymous Beau said...

OOOOH..how awful! I think I would contact the ASPCA for animal cruelty! And you can also come live with US!

12:15 AM  
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