Monday, August 01, 2005

Movies

My people went out to see Charlie and The Chocolate Factory on Saturday night over at the drive in. They said that since the theatre was just about you sitting in the car, kitties are allowed. They also said they might bring me next time. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun, watching a movie from my plastic prison. But they insist they could take me for a walk during intermission. News Flash : I don't do the walk thing, and they haven't made the leash that can hold me.

Besides, it's bad enough that I have to watch your shows when we're at home. I mean, you make me watch a show about a man who calls himself Dog. That's just sick.

So in conclusion, peoples, don't take your kitties to the movies. We'll all be a lot happier, and you will end up with far fewer cuts and scratches.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Beau said...

I agree. Watching most of human's stuff is SOOO boring! And, it's not fun to be in the plastic thing for a long time either!

10:44 PM  
Blogger Timmy said...

Hee-hee! You go Moses! I've never been to a drive-in. Momma says when she was a little bean, there used to be one nearby but they don't have it anymore. I KNOW if it was still there, she'd drag me along. The fireworks finale was traumatic enough...I'll pass on the drive-in.

11:37 PM  
Blogger Max said...

Yeah, I don't want to get in a car to see a movie when there's a perfectly good idiot box here that I never watch...

11:58 PM  
Blogger Oreo said...

Hey Moses! I can't stand a leash either! I'll bite the first person who tries to put one on me. Hey, when we going to play with the ship?

7:22 AM  
Blogger moseskitty said...

Just as soon as they sail into enemy territory again. heh heh heh....

10:15 AM  
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