Movies

My people went out to see Charlie and The Chocolate Factory on Saturday night over at the drive in. They said that since the theatre was just about you sitting in the car, kitties are allowed. They also said they might bring me next time. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun, watching a movie from my plastic prison. But they insist they could take me for a walk during intermission. News Flash : I don't do the walk thing, and they haven't made the leash that can hold me.

Besides, it's bad enough that I have to watch your shows when we're at home. I mean, you make me watch a show about a man who calls himself Dog. That's just sick.

So in conclusion, peoples, don't take your kitties to the movies. We'll all be a lot happier, and you will end up with far fewer cuts and scratches.