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4. Linkv's Classic Account Notes #2
Modem is having very erratic connection. Dropping packets constantly, then seems to correct itself. Problem traced to bite marks on coax cable near wall. Customer blames cat. Cat claims he is innocent.[By: linkv / 2005-08-10]

Comments

-Rule #1: The customer always lies. Rule #1c: The cat always lies. -DocMax

-"Free the Feline one" -Jax
-I`ve never tried it myself but there MUST be something delicious about coax cables and power supplies, millions of hampsters, rabbits and cats can`t be wrong! -Datura