Thursday, December 15, 2005

Stop looking at that soap.

Stop it.

Right now.

Toothy death is right around the corner lady.

I'm not amused. I am SO not amused.

Has it occured to you to at least use the hot water?

You know why you can't see my teeth? BECAUSE THEY'RE EMBEDDED IN TEH WOMAN'S THUMB!!!!

revenge.....revenge.......must get.....revenge.....


Blogger Kukka-Maria said...

I had to have a series of baths at one time in my life. I had escaped out of the large, hinged hole in the house. I spent about an hour deep in the bushes and under the deck. The best part was pretending I didn't recognize my mother calling my name over and over. It drove her crazy (and gave me fleas).

The joy of driving her crazy outweighed the crappy baths to rid me of the fleas.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Chatham said...

yeah, baths are the worst.

Actually, the worst is being an indoor cat and STILL getting a flea somehow. I know that I didn't bring it in.

3:49 PM  
Blogger Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Was she just getting her jollies, or did ya really stink?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Derby said...

MadMoses, yuck, I haven't ever had to have a bath. From looking at you I hope I never have to get a bath. I like to play with the water but not get put in it.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Bonnie Underfoot said...

MadMoses, I don't see any blood. If my people did that to me, you bet there'd be blood.

11:00 PM  
Anonymous Victor said...

Moses, I had my first ever bath this week. I was trying to smell a glass and it spilled on me and the woman said chocolate milk is not for kitties and before I knew it, she was getting me all wet! First I was scared, but I trust my woman and then she wrapped me in a towel and rubbed me and put me in my boy's lap. The hugging and rubbing was nice, but I don't think I want another bath.

11:04 PM  
Blogger Timmy said...

NEVER show these pictures to my Momma. It will put thoughts in her head Moses. She mentioned something about me being smelly the other day. NEVER show them to her! NEVER!!!!

12:57 AM  
Blogger Gigolo Kitty said...

Wow Moseskitty, you are VERY well behaved. When GK gets his weekly bath, his Mistress has to chase him across the apartment, get him in a flying tackle and then haul him kicking and screaming every step of the way to the bathtub. The only time he is happy is when she uses Evil!Troll's shampoo because it smells nice.

9:39 AM  
Blogger George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

The only bath I've ever had was when I first came home from the shelter, because I smelled so bad. I sure hope your Mom didn't use ElectraSol on you!

12:07 PM  
Blogger Boni said...

Eww. That does not look like even half a kind of fun, as Buddah would say. Is your Mom's thumb still attached? I hope you dried out quick Moses!

1:16 PM  
Blogger Diva Kitty said...

Kill them, kill them now!

8:02 PM  
Blogger Beau said...

Oh, that is so not right... especially with you just getting over being sick and it's so cold now. I hope there was blood and lots of it. If you need help let me know and I'll put the bite on her. I'm good at it! You can also come live here. Mom doesn't give winter baths!

11:57 PM  
Blogger Max said...

Dude, did she use Electrasol on you? You'll be clean enough to eat off of!

(and I'm so glad I've never had a real bath..!)

1:23 AM  
Blogger Ginger said...

OMG!! I've NEVER had one of those!! I don't think I'd stay still for it very well! My other sister had one about 6 or 7 years ago. Daddy's arms have just recently healed.

9:53 AM  

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