Kitty Dandruff
So my woman is brushing me the other day. (Don't let them know this but I like being brushed) but she keeps pulling offf more than hair. It seems I'm also shedding skin. Little flakes of dry dead skin. Who ever heard of kitty dandruff?
I just know my people are going to use this as an excuse to give me a bath.
I do hope thier health insureance is paid up.
I just know my people are going to use this as an excuse to give me a bath.
I do hope thier health insureance is paid up.
posted by Mathias42 at 1:56 PM
Winner of The Golden Yuscie
3 Comments:
I don't think I've had dandruff but I can say I've had the baths a'fore. They're terrible. The last one smelled like jojoba and almonds. Now I'm a froo froo kitty with soft fur. Great. How manly...
Mom said dandruff is big oily flakes, not small dry ones. That's the good news. The bad news is you have dry skin so that might put something smelly, like lotion, on you to help it! Better check their insurance policies!
Stinky Goodness! That's the key to nonflaky kitty skin! Lots and lots and lots of stinky goodness! Prferably something fishy...
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