A mightily miffed mad moses kitty

I'm feeling especially alliterative today...

But I digress. The people went out on Friday night. That dosen't bother me because it means a little time to myself in the house. They headed out to a show and then a late dinner afterwards. Again, no biggie. Human shows tend to be boring, and human resturants are disgusting.

On the way home the were driving along and they hit a deer!

And they didn't bring any deer home for me. How unforgivably RUDE.

I'm a littel tiered today and not feeling very inspired. But we here at Mad Moses Kitty wouldn't DREAM of just giving you second rate filler. No, no, we know you are discerning reader and only demand the best of.....

ah screw it. Here's a picture of my cousin Jerry before the SWAT team got to him.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

Quiet. I'm hiding from the people.

The Woman seems to be annoyed that I keep laying on her. Well she's wamer than the man and has really funny sounds coming from her tummy.

She's getting a little chunky though. Perhaps she needs to go on a diet?

Just because I race around the house at top speed does not give the people the right to laugh at me. I'm engaging in important survaliance on Bibs and Graymalkin.

And for Aslan's sake GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!! You may be big but I can still trip you if I run into you headlong.

Back inside! Heat! food!


BATH? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just can't win.

More outside adventures for me! I sped out this time as the people were coming home around 9:00PM. Everygthing was going going untill I began to explore the garage. Then the Man shut the door on me and told me that since I was so eager to be outside, I could stay there for the night.

It's dark in here. It's cold.

But at least there are plenty of spiders to eat.

I made a break for it.

I got outside today! I ran around the backyard, looked in the garage and frolicked with nature.

Until my grumpy people grabbed me and tossed me back in the house. You know, they go outside for HOURS at a time like 8-10 hours a day AT LEAST.

Why can't I go outside?

They let me nap with them Saturday afternoon. They won't let me sleep with them Saturday night. They let me sleep with them Sunday afternoon. They won't let me sleep with them Sunday night.

I've come to a conclusion about the people. They're just crazy. Absolutely mad.

I think I'll go take out my frustration on the blanket lieing on the top of the couch.

The man is a fan of this webcomic. Well that's fine for him, but finally she seems to be targeting the REAL audiance (namely me) with her most recent comic.










Visit them at The Devil's Panties (It's not satanic porn. Really.)

Who's in charge of this cold weather? I demand they change it! Immediately!

In my attempts to placate the people, I've decided to try being sympathetic towards thier woes.

For instance;

Just last night, the man came home all tired and worn out from being outside all day. He mentioned something about a bad day at "work" - whatever that means. In an attempt to show my sympathy for his plight, I go sick all over his work uniform.

I wonder why that didn't make him feel better?

It's getting cold again. The bad news is the windows are no longer open all the time. The good news is that the fireplace is being used again. That and the buggies keep wanting to come in too. Well let them come in. I've got a nice warm place for you...as long as you don't mind getting digested.

And the winner is......

Well now, that's complicated.

You see, I talked with the people and they liked all of the names but each had thier own favorites. They talked and talked but couldn't decide on one favorite name. Instead they each choose a neame that would be compatible with each other.

So we have a tie.

The winners are Timmy and Ginger!

The Woman liked Snack. The Man decided that they would call him Rasberry Snack with Snack as the nick name. Then if anyone asked what kind of fish Snack was they could reply "Rasberry". Then of course they have to explane that the fish was named by a bunch of cats....

As for the prize, Timmy and Ginger have both won a place in the upcoming Mad Moses Kitty video game! We've had this in the works for a while and the man decided this would be a nice way of thanking the winners. When you play the game you will be able to play as Moses, Ginger or Timmy - and there is a hidden character.

A fully functional demo is up. There's no objective but you can move the kitties around the screen and see the models. The actually game is about half done. One more map (it's only going to be two levels), and the storytelling elements, as well as the kitty progress bars and the engine that allows you to select which character you use need to be created. Another month perhaps. It'll be posted up here when done. In the meantime you can poke around at the demo here.
http://files.filefront.com/mosesdemoexe/;4232094;;/fileinfo.html

There's also a couple of images of the models below. Now excuse me while I go stare at the Snack...I mean the fish.....

Mixed feelings

My people came back to get me from ebay boy's house. (I am going to miss that broadband connection) Theys tuffed me in the pet carrier and drove me home.

HOME! It's still there! There was no bomb! Actually they told me the bomb was just for hte buggies. I haven't found any yet, but I'm looking. They tend to be really crunchy after being dead a couple of days.

Yes it was so good to be home except....

THE FIRST THING THEY DID WAS GIVE ME A BATH!

I just had a bath a couple of weeks ago! I don't need another one!

I was good though. I didn't bite anyone. I figured it was a little too soon after being home to show my rage. Best to lull the people into a false sense of security.

And since it seems the people and I are on speaking terms again I'll discuss the fish names with them this weekend. Winners should be announced on Monday!

Sorry for the lack of posting. It was hard getting to a computer and the one chance I had was yesterday evening WHEN THE SYSTEM WAS DOWN FOR MAINTANCE!!!!!!

Nothing's going right.

I wanna go home.

If they haven't bombed it off the face of the planet yet.....

Evictied!

That's right! I've been kicked out! They put me in the plastic prison and drove me to someone else's house! I'm a little worried that this might be for real too; they brought my litterbox.

And just to make sure I don't come back, they were discussing bombing the house! I like my house! You don't need to destroy it with a bomb!

Alsan help me.......

I've been sprung! sort of....

Well the yellow penguins did the trick. I'm out of the basement. The problem is now i get locked in the bathroom anytime the people leave the house.

Perhaps I should rethink my strategy. I need my freedom. Heck, I'm probably the only thing stopping Bibs from taking over the world!

Upon seeing the squishy thing, the Gigolo Kitty said...

It's the Eye of Sauron! Seize it and your enemies will tremble at its power.

Or pee on it. It will be at the curb for trash pick within the hour.

He might be on to something here. There's plenty of stuffed animals being stored in the closet down here in the basement. Perhaps a change of litter facilities is in order.

Cat pee shows up really well on Penguins.