Wednesday, August 31, 2005

New Fishies!

We have a new Betta fish who dosen't have a name yet. We also have a new alge eater who's been named Fleck because he darts around so much. They are both much more active than the previous tennants. Squigie the frog may have to get use to that.

Fleck has symetrical dots on either side and a big mouth. I've seen where that mouth has been. I want no part of that.

The Betta on the other hand, looks almost like the old one except he's got more colors. Especially this nice light blue on the his top. It goes really nicely with the deep maron the rest of his body is.

With colors like that, I bet he has a rasberry flavor.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

The fish aparently went to fishie heaven yesterday and it had nothing to do with me. The frog is still alive and kicking in the tank though and the people are talking about replaceing the betta fish and the alge eater.

Good. That just gives me more chances to get into the fish tank. I know I can knock that thing over if I try hard enough.

Monday, August 29, 2005

It rained again this weekend and the floor did something cool! It got all bupy underneth and the tiles began to bow.The tiles are sticking up everywhere and it's the coolest indoor landscape EVER!
My people don't seem to pleased though. They want the floor flat and BORING again.


Friday, August 26, 2005

Something wierd happened yesterday. I couldn't get into my email. It won't accept my password or my answer to the security question. Strange. Well, if I've been the victem of identity theft, really, the jokes on the thief! I mean, what nefarious things could someone do with a kitty's email? go about harassing dogs? Plot the downfall of western society?

Wait, I already do that.

Anyhow, if you get email from dated the 26th of August 2005 or later, it wasn't from me. My new email address is

Thursday, August 25, 2005

It's raining.

The problem is it's raining inside the house. Not the whole house, just in the library, which is one story, the rest of the house is three.

It's coming down through the celing panels and the getting dangerously close to the computer. Ohhh this could be bad. Mabey I could push the computer down further under the not without giving myself a concussion or a hernia. Possibly both.

I sure hope my people get home from work soon.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Some of you kitties need to be more aware of what's going on areound you when you nap. Otherwise, you could end up like this.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

I was thinking about the sidekick thing again and I realized why should some big dumb human-type person get all the attention?

That's it. I'm becoming a superhero myself!

But Bibs is still my arch nemisis. I wonder if I can get someone to shave him bald like Lex Luthor.

Monday, August 22, 2005

My man was watching a movie this weekend called The Crow. Naturally I watched with him. With a title like that it has to be good.

Well there were plenty of shots of a tasty looking bird, but I also noticed a pretty kitty in it. The kittly even had a Bible name like mine!

Afterwards the Man pulled out the book the movie is based on. There's lots more kitties in it. They are lik sidekicks to the hero.

I want to be a superhero sidekick! I could do the job REALLY well! I could distract the bad guys by biting thier ankles while the good guy clocks them!

I shoud get some pratice in.

There's the woman's ankle right now! Gotta go. bye.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Kitty Dandruff

So my woman is brushing me the other day. (Don't let them know this but I like being brushed) but she keeps pulling offf more than hair. It seems I'm also shedding skin. Little flakes of dry dead skin. Who ever heard of kitty dandruff?

I just know my people are going to use this as an excuse to give me a bath.

I do hope thier health insureance is paid up.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005


Note to self.

Laundry is only fun to play with after they take it out of the dryer......

Monday, August 15, 2005

I am not a pig.

The Woman handed me a bunch of crunchytreats last night. There were like seven of them. I scarfed them up right away (It's the best way to let them know I prefer these to those awful rubbery "chicken" treats)

The woman looked at me and called me a pig!

Do treats affect the people's vision? Did my fur turn pink? Did I suddenly grow a snout? I can't see any diffrence in my reflection in the mirror so it must be them!

Well I sure hope the start seeing me as a kitty again soon. I don't know what Pigs eat, but I bet it's not as good as my crunchyfood.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Posted on Tech Support Comedy

4. Linkv's Classic Account Notes #2
Modem is having very erratic connection. Dropping packets constantly, then seems to correct itself. Problem traced to bite marks on coax cable near wall. Customer blames cat. Cat claims he is innocent.
[By: linkv / 2005-08-10]


  • -Rule #1: The customer always lies. Rule #1c: The cat always lies. -DocMax
  • -"Free the Feline one" -Jax
    -I`ve never tried it myself but there MUST be something delicious about coax cables and power supplies, millions of hampsters, rabbits and cats can`t be wrong! -Datura

  • Friday, August 12, 2005

    I don't know wheather to be amused or appaled.

    I should probably stop playing soon....
    I'm pretty sure that Bibs is afraid of me. He was outside in the neighbors yard, playing in a big pile of wood when suddenly he saw me giving him the evil eye from my window seat. That's right I see you Bibs!

    Bibs ducked under the pile of wood and started playing inside it. He didn't fool me though I kept right on watching and every time he stuck his evil kitty head up I'd stare him back down in to that pile.

    Yeah, that's right. I'm bad.

    Thursday, August 11, 2005

    I think my people and I can agree, Happiness is my litterbox being clean.

    Pardon me now, while I go make my people unhappy.

    Wednesday, August 10, 2005

    Laying down the Kitty smackdown

    I decided that his time I wasn't going to be so nice about being left in the basement to rot. No, no, this time I decided to express my displeasure to the Woman in a decidely non-verbal way.

    Hmmm. This isn't going the way I expected....

    Stop laughing at me while I'm smiteing you!

    I swear, humans are hopeless.

    Tuesday, August 09, 2005


    I noticed that Buddah got neutered recently. It's nothing to be that sad about though. It's all in the way you look at things. I prefer to look at myself not so much as a gelding, but more as a Castrati . (During the 17th and 18th centuries in Italy, some 4,000 - 5,000 boys were castrated annually for the purpose of singing alto in the church choirs. According to Melicow and Pulrang -Urology 3: 663-670, 1974)

    I think this is a healthy outlook for a kitty, because as Castrati it's our purpose to sing.


    When the people are trying to sleep.
    Why I feel a song coming on right now!

    Monday, August 08, 2005

    AGAIN! AGAIN!!!! They locked me in the basement AGAIN. I'M THERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!

    someone is going to die.

    It's Gone!

    I knew if I waited long enough the white spinny monster would give up hunting for me and go away. Well I walked into the living room today and lo and behold it was gone!
    Ha! I win! You couldn't find me.
    Oh and look, here's my woman walking in to the living room and flipping the light switch.

    Wait a minuet.

    Lights don't make that kind of noise....spinny monsters make those kind of noises.

    Aslan help us, up on the ceiling, WHAT IS THAT?????

    Friday, August 05, 2005

    It happened again. Twice this week. Now could the man explain something to me? Why am I the one in trouble? You're the one who keeps locking ME in the basement becasue you don't check before you go back up! If anyone is in the wrong it's you. Besides, it's cool in the basement. We should all be living down there! It's cooler down there than it is upstairs where the spinny white monster is.

    You know, you say you don't want me to keep biting your ankles, but your actions certianly seem to indicate otherwise.

    Thursday, August 04, 2005

    Ooohhh!Look! A caterpillar got in the house!

    I like caterpillers. They're small, they're cute and they're the perfect size to play with.

    And they taste like twinkies.

    With hair.

    Wednesday, August 03, 2005

    Heat sucks.

    over 90 degrees and no end in sight......

    All this heat is making me sleepytired

    Tuesday, August 02, 2005

    Oh you have got to be KIDDING me!

    Not an email. not a hoax.

    Special delivery! Kittens survive 2-day shipping

    Felines accidently sent from South Carolina to Vermont in returned package

    Updated: 12:55 p.m. ET July 29, 2005

    VEGENNES, Va. - A worker in the returns department at Country Home Products got a surprise when he opened a brush trimmer sent back from South Carolina.

    Inside the box was the trimmer — and five kittens.

    The three-week-old kittens survived the two-day trip to Vermont and are doing fine.

    For the real story, click here.

    Honestly people; how are you not extinct yet????

    I added some more graphics and web comics today. (trying to class up the joint) Let me know how you like it

    Monday, August 01, 2005


    My people went out to see Charlie and The Chocolate Factory on Saturday night over at the drive in. They said that since the theatre was just about you sitting in the car, kitties are allowed. They also said they might bring me next time. Yeah, that would be a lot of fun, watching a movie from my plastic prison. But they insist they could take me for a walk during intermission. News Flash : I don't do the walk thing, and they haven't made the leash that can hold me.

    Besides, it's bad enough that I have to watch your shows when we're at home. I mean, you make me watch a show about a man who calls himself Dog. That's just sick.

    So in conclusion, peoples, don't take your kitties to the movies. We'll all be a lot happier, and you will end up with far fewer cuts and scratches.